What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:00

You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
Why do people have polyamorous relationships?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
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A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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